9/10 times it’s just some random person that follows you hoping for a follow-back and just unfollows you later! Shhhhhh don’t worry about Internet things everything is okay. You are the second least offensive individual!

idk i can be offensive without meaning to! i really do worry about that, because anyone can read my blog and i know people won’t agree with everything i say but i do worry that i will offend someone

like

today i was talking about hippos with my friends and someone (maybe me) said they were the leading cause of death in Africa but then i thought about it and said, meaning to be serious, no wait it might be aids

but then i was like, oh no that wasn’t supposed to be a joke it’s statistics

and then i felt bad because it might have been a very tactless thing to say in the context and now i’m worried that everyone thinks i’m a horrible person who makes aids jokes